
My brother Brody and cousin Kelly
My 2-year-old cousin Kelly came over on New Year's Eve & New Year's day with my Grandma & my Uncle Steve. You know my cats, Princess and Charming. Kelly said to Charming, "Dare go big one cat. Go see your mudder!" (mother).
Every time we asked her a question, she would say "I no know." When my mom, Tracey, asked to help her get out of her high-chair she said, "You not Tracey. Dat Tracey." Then she pointed at me. When she tried to eat applesauce and spilled on herself, she said , "It not working".
But don't even get me started...
She kept yelling because she would get really excited, and Brody said, "Now I have 12 headaches."
When she wanted another cookie we said it would be OK to have one more, she showed us her 10 fingers and said, "No! I choose 2!" When Grandma wouldn't give her more ketchup, she leaned over and said, "Uncle Feve, it...it...it not working".
Well, that's my cousin Kelly.